The social media messiah has arrived.

And he’s a NINJA!

So lets get some things straight.

• If you’ve front paged, I’ve done it quicker.
• Take the number of your social media friends, add infinity and you’re close to mine.
• Behind my mask, is another front page story.
• Zaibatsu and MrBabyMan massage my feet.
• My balls are bigger than Mohamed Saleem’s. (Yes, his named is spelled correctly because I say it is.)
• I buried Chuck Norris’s stories.
• I spam Ron Paul.

AND

• I can front page in one vote.